Hello, everyone! Today I am interviewing someone you may know very well. Mr. Writer’s Block. The obnoxious Writer’s Block is entering this post this very second.
Mr. Writer’s Block: Well Hello there. I am happy to be on this post. Oh- and don’t worry, I’ve done a lot of practicing. 😉
Ava:*Glares* Well… as long as you don’t ruin this post, then I will be fine.
MWB: Okay, sure I definitely won’t ruin your posts’.
Ava: Okay, first question. Why did you start this profession, of causing others to be unable to think of what to write or how to proceed with writing?
MWB: *Smirks* Since I was a young child, I have been very fond of writing. But there never was a challenge for me. Before I existed, everything was easy. I wanted to make writing an adventure-a journey!
Ava: Well that’s not the case. Because of you *Points at him accusingly* Many people who could have become excellent writers, have begun to form a hatred to writing!
Ava: Yeah, Big mistake Mr.!
MWB: Well… I’m not sorry, it’s their problem that they decided to despise writing.
Ava: *Glares* Okay, next question. What do you like to do in your free time?
MWB: Ruin writer’s progress, Make them start over, cause others to be unable to think of what to write or how to proceed with writing.
Ava: Besides that.
MWB: I like to critique books, and laugh at how the authors took me so seriously. They didn’t have to change the whole storyline.*laughs*
Ava: What! You did all of that?
MWB: Did I tell you that I made Jane Austen rename several of her books?
Ava: No… WAit! You made her rename them!
MWB: Yes Ma’am.
MWB: *winks* Wow indeed.
Ava: Mkay. Next question, Cats or Dogs?
Ava: Fruits or Veggies?
Ava: Writing or Blogging.
MWB: Writers, they listen to everything. *Chuckles*
Ava: Money or Fame?
MWB: Money. I’m already famous, just sayin’
Ava: I see *slightly smiles* Rice or Noodles
Ava: Okay last question, Pusheen or Micky Mouse?
MWB: PUSHEEEEN! Pusheen is AWESOMENESS.
Ava: I have to admit… I AGREE WITH YOU!! PUSHEN IS BOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Ava: Awwwww, how sweet. Pusheen says thank you.
Pusheen: Can you interview me?
Ava: Well Mr. Writer’s Block, that’s all for today!
MWB: Awww, already? Well thanks for the interview, I really enjoyed it.
Ava: I’m glad you did!
MWB: *Leaves post*
Well wasn’t that swell? I’m so glad he’s gone! No offense, I’m just worried he may randomly sneak into one of my post’s.
I hope you guys enjoyed!
What was your favorite part about today’s post? Do you like Mr. Writer’s Block? Are you a fan of pushing?